Aprosexic - Old age should burn and rave at close of day

Friday, October 05, 2007

I know that dreams are the "last resort"

Today's lyric:
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"My girl's mad at me
Been on the telephone for an hour
We hardly said a word
I tried and tried but I could not be heard
Why can't I explain?
Why do I feel this pain?
'Cause everything I say
She doesn't understand
She doesn't realise
She takes it all the wrong way."

Madness: "My Girl"
From the album: "Complete Madness"

Sublime

but last night, Jeremy Clarkson and I were on foot, chasing a Volkswagen Caravanette and when we had to give up, microlighted back to his house, where he showed me how to bring down bats with a slingshot. In the pitch dark.

The noise was indescribable and i was just wondering how he got away without disturbing his neighbours when one appeared at the doorway, shotgun-toting, and suggested Mr C. "got the fcuk out of here."

So the bonhomious buffoon sloped off home, where I tried vainly to secure the door behind me with busted locks and bars, before crawiling into the hobbit-like guest bedroom.

Apparently his own return had awoken the current Mrs C. who insisted on being introduced to me and - before you second-guess where this is going i.e. menage a trois I woke up.

Buggah.

Enjoy your weekends, y'all

Labels: Disappointage