Aprosexic - Old age should burn and rave at close of day

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Thinking caps on

Today's lyric:

"So imagine a mirror bigger than the room it was placed in
Imagine my wish for a future that cannot hold my wish
Imagine the want to hold a rod that cannot hold the fish
Imagine a rod that cannot hold the fish ."

The Beautiful South: "Mirror"
From the album: "Blue is the colour"

courtesy Ol' Sparky

Paddy goes to see his mate Murphy, who's home with a broken leg.

"Me feet're freezin', Paddy. Do uz a faver and nip upstairs ter get me slippers?"

As Paddy passes an open bedroom door, he spots Murphy's two gorgeous twin 19-year old daughters, sprawled on a bed.

"Yer Da sent me up ter fock yez both" he announced.

"He did not" they chorused.

"I'll check" says Paddy, calling down the stairs "Murph, yez did say both?"

"Of course" calls back Murphy "fockin' just one's no use!"

Now: tools named after places (or places named after tools?)

Blair Athol (nah, cheap shot...)
Chislehurst
Hammerpot
Anglesey grinder

(bet mr b w'll be good at this...?

# posted by Mr.D. @ 8:33 AM