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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Kernowing you, kernowing me. Aha...

A Kernow* views the natural beauty of his coastline...



A Kernow displays to an Emmitt** tourist that he thinks he's a City banker***

* Native of Cornwallland
** non-Native of Cornwalland (i.e. a tourist)
*** Kernow rhyming slang

# posted by Mr.D. @ 5:19 PM

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Patient's notes:

©Aprosexic
• Half-man, half-centurian, half Red Wino and V-free Lover of Life;
• Home Port: Cockburn's
• Domiciled: North-east of Whitstable
• Blood Group: Claret
• Hobbies: Ducking and Diving Drinking and Driving (but clearly not simultaneously)
• My MoBlog
• Do Not Resuscitate
  (I often look like this)

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• Mitch Albom: Five people you meet in heaven
• James Ashcroft: Making a killing
• Michael Holman: Fatboy and The Dancing Ladies
• Michael Holman: Last orders at Harrods
• Nancy Huston: Fault Lines
• Sebastian Faulks: Engleby
• Anthony Swofford: Jarhead
• Roddy Doyle: Oh, play that thing!
• Khaled Hosseini: The Kite Runner
• Roddy Doyle: Paula Spencer
• Monica Ali: Brick Lane
• Don Felder: Heaven and Hell
• Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman: Long way round
• Joshua Ferris: Then we came to the end
• Richard Balls: Ian Dury
• Ian McEwan: Atonement
• Yann Martel: Life of Pi
• Annie Proulx: Postcards
• Ben Elton: Blind Faith
• Ian McEwan: Saturday

2007 reads:

• Tony Saint: The ASBO Show
• Lorraine Adams: Harbor
• Frank McCourt: Teacher Man
• Henry Porter: Empire State
• Martin Stephen: The Galleons' Grave
• Paul Torday: Salmon fishing in the Yemen
• Julie Burchill: I knew I was right
• Karen Connelly: The Lizard Cage
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• Alan Furst: Dark voyage
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• Gautam Malkani: Londonstani
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• Stephen Clarke: Merde, actually
• Gillian Slovo: Ice Road
• Sebastian Faulkes: Human traces
• Douglas Coupland: jPod
• Harry Thompson: This thing of darkness
• Stephen King: Cell
• Alexander Masters: Stuart - a life backwards
• Jon Ronson: Out of the ordinary
• Frank Skinner: By Frank Skinner
• Bill Hicks: Love all the people
• Jeremy Clarkson: And another thing
• Chris Moyles: The Gospel according to
• Jeremy Clarkson: And another thing
• Ben Elton: The first casualty

2006 reads:

• Bill Bryson: A short history of nearly everything
• Lorenzo Carcaterra: Sleepers
• Michael Connelly: Blood Work
• William Peter Blatty: The Exorcist
• Patrick Suskind: Perfume
• Tim Collins: Rules of Engagement
• Pipin Ferreras: The Dive
• Louis de Bernieres: Birds without wings
• Jon Snow: Shooting history
• Nick Hornby: A long way down
• Dan Brown: The da Vinci code
• Danny Wallace: Yes Man
• Geoff Docherty: A Promoter's Tale:Rock at the sharp end
• Carla Van Raay: God's callgirl

2005 reads:

• Lorrie Moore - Birds of America
• Roddy Doyle - A star called Henry
• Arnost Lustig: Lovely Green Eyes
• Peter Moore: The wrong way home
• Roddy Doyle: The woman who walked into doors
• Andrew Holmes: Sleb
• David Nicholls: Starter for ten
• Norma Farnes: The Compulsive Spike Milligan
• David Lodge: Paradise News
• Douglas Coupland: Hey Nostradamus
• Joseph Heller: Catch-22
• Stephen Clarke: A year in the merde
• Wilbur Smith: Rage
• Danny Leigh: The Greatest Gift
• Charlie Higson: Full Whack
• Tim Slessor: First Overland
• Mario Puzo: The Family
• Tom Sharpe: The Midden
• E. Annie Proulx: The Shipping News
• Max Hastings: Going to the wars
• Tim Collins: Trafalgar
• Joseph Finder: Paranoia
• Philip Collins: Men from the boys
• Bryan Forbes: The Rewrite Man
• Tom Sharpe: Wilt in Nowhere
• Ben Elton: Past Mortem
• Michael Dobbs: Churchill's hour
• Jeremy Clarkson: The World Acording To Jeremy Clarkson
• Gervase Phinn: The other side of the dale
• Gervase Phinn: Over hill and dale
• Andy McNab: Deep black
• Philip J. Swift: Cradle to grave
• Ben Elton: Inconceivable
• Rusty Young: Marching powder
• Paul Britton: The Jigsaw Man
• Terry Waite: Taken on trust
• Robert Marion: The Intern Blues
• Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings: The Yearling
• Mary Stewart: Airs above the ground
• Michael Kenyon: May you die in Ireland

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