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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

That's alright, then

The train I hopped onto this morning had apparently been diverted from its planned termination at Victoria to London Bridge - a result for me.

As we pulled into the capital, the driver announced over the Tannoy - and without the slightest hint of irony:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to say that we've arrived ahead of schedule, albeit at the wrong destination."

The universal look of disbelief on the commuters' faces spoke volumes.

# posted by Mr.D. @ 8:26 AM

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