I asked for suggestions for theme words for the swear tin this week ( we got too clever and avoided actual swearwords, so the charity which benefits from our transgressions was suffering).
No-one came up with anything, so I chose the lot (especially as it's only a three-day week for me*).
So - "Computer" "My computer's hung". 10p levy.
"Is that computer spare?" Another 10p.
"Broker" (the species we deal with). "There's a broker coming in to see you". Candy from a baby.
"Prague*" It's where I'm taking Mrs.D. for her 50th, so a deliberate own goal there, to avoid criticism of bias.
"Mobile" "Whose ruddy mobile is that appalling ringtone coming from?"
We'll make a killing!
# posted by Mr.D. @ 8:26 AM