Aprosexic balloon

w.atching the w.orld unw.ind

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

They hong the fokken monkay

We walked into Mullan’s bar in Cootehill, Co Cavan.

“Five Guinness, please.”

“Whirr youse guys from?” asked the local inebriate.

“Portsmouth” we said.

“Ah, where they hong the fokken monkay!”

“Eh?” we chorused.

“They taut it was Napoleon, and hong it.”

“No, no, that was Hartlepool” we corrected.

“Tha’s roight, Parrrtsmuth” he countered.

“You’re absolutely right” we patronised. “The whole populace of ‘Parrrtsmuth’ went down to where the Gosport ferry pulls in and hong the fokken monkey. A Guinness for our man here.”

# posted by Mr.D. @ 8:45 AM

Offload here

|
Comments: Post a Comment


Patient's notes:

Too shy to comment?
Well, mail me!

blogrollcalling:

missing inaction:

2008 reads:

2007 reads:

2006 reads:

2005 reads: