Aprosexic balloon

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

One for G-Whacker?

It’s a beautiful, clear, crisp day here in the City.

It’s early and the office is still quiet (well, it was when I wrote this, since which, our systems have been down for 5 hours!)

A perfect opportunity to kidnap a colleague’s monitor-mounted cuddly toy. Take Iraqi prisoner-style photos of it in jail, with an (air) gun to its head, being ‘attacked’ by an (ornamental) dobermann. Maybe even sat in a kitchen blender, waiting to be ground down into petrified tortoisemeat?

* Cackles evilly *

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Aprosexic

Half-man, half-centurian, half Red Wino and V-free Lover of Life;
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