Aprosexic balloon

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Joseph is my middle name

I volunteered to help my fully-qualified chippie brother-in-law with his sterling* makeover of our kitchen.

I insisted on replacing the blown end of a carcase, using a piece cut from scratch, rather than buy a ready-made piece of melamine. Mrs.D. looked on with utter disbelief as the new piece slotted perfectly in place, all dowel- and screw-holes aligned correctly and the edges so tight, you couldn't get a Rizla between 'em.

Easy peasy, this woody business.

*He does it for the money.

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Aprosexic

Half-man, half-centurian, half Red Wino and V-free Lover of Life;
Home Port: Cockburn's
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Blood Group: Claret
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