w.atching the w.orld unw.ind

There's always a camera crew on London Bridge. Perhaps there's a photography course nearby, and the best way of getting the students out of the classroom is to instruct them to find a different way of filming the milling mass of haunted suits?

Aaaanyway, today a lugubrious, Victor Meldrew-like old fellow was being filmed wearing a sandwich board bearing the above legend. Maybe it'll precede the last episode of "Friends"?

You heard it here first.

I need help. (Yes, yes, they've been saying it for years).

Today's lyric comes from the only song by Robbie Williams I've ever liked. Probably because of Dury's unparalleled song-writing. In the instrumental bit though, Williams half-sings something sotto voce and although I've almost deafened myself by boosting the sound, I can't quite make it out? I'd guess it's his way of saying cheerio to a fellow artiste, or perhaps saying thanks for collaborating with him in their work for UniCef?

Anyone got the extra lyrics?