Pay per view?
Radio announcer: “James Brown has been
arrested for allegedly assaulting his wife. Here’s our Entertainment Reporter”
Black humour
A vicar’s “funeral confession”
Sally, a big Gracie Fields’ fan, was being cremated and her family asked for the song “Sally” (Sally, Sally, pride of our alley) to be played. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house, including the man operating the CD player. He forgot to turn it off when the song ended, so the coffin disappeared behind the curtain to the tune of “Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye”
Poets day (II)
Off to Pompey for the annual pilgrimage to watch LOTR3, with our bestest friends.
I’ve a surprise for him, as I’ve set up a blog on his behalf, to store his recollections on.
If it’s of interest to others, I’ll promote it when there are some posts to read.
# posted by Mr.D. @ 9:00 AM
Drinking and Driving (but clearly not simultaneously)
