Every couple of years, I seem to damage my back muscles and am in pain for several days. This time round, I have absolutely no idea how it happened.
It takes a full minute to get up from a seated position and I then stalk around like I've kacked myself. Kneeling, as for shoelaces and cupboards, is like being slowly knighted!
And, praise the gods, I've now got a cough, so each bark sends spasms around my waist, as if my belt's on fire.
Clearly I'm not currently the happiest buck in the warren and as every action has a reaction, those around me aren't getting the usual genial me either.
Bet you can smell the Deep Heat from there, can't you? Can't you?
# posted by Mr.D. @ 12:21 PM
Drinking and Driving (but clearly not simultaneously)
