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Thursday, November 20, 2003

Biting Wit

‘Tell me what you got to look so pleased about’ – “London Lady” – The Stranglers

My brother was visiting our dad in hospital, as a doctor was making his rounds.

“You’re in very good condition for your age, Mr.D. Senior” said the quack.

“Yes” acknowledged The Old Man, “I’ve still got everything I came into the world with”.

“No you haven’t”, corrected Bruv, “you haven’t got any teeth”.

Po-faced, Dad countered with “But I wasn’t born with any teeth”.

Apparently the doctor laughed so hard, he nearly discharged himself.

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